Parenting Quotes
“Zoe - don't touch - your hands are all sticky, and we don't want to get the jelly sticky.”

“Zoe, do you want me to put you on the Zoe jail? Then get in the Zoe jail!”

“Here's a box of rasins - eat the rasins, not the box.”

“You have to finish your cake, before you have the fruit.”

“Zoe, don't hit Daddy with the chicken.”

Kathryn: “Who lives in a garbage can, and is always grouchy?”
Zoe: “Daddy!”

“If you throw if on the floor, I'm going to take it away.”

(Zoe, pointing to Boston Market Meatloaf) “That dog poop”

Kathryn: “If I could change anything about you, I wouldn't change a thing.”
Zoe: “Mommy, Change diaper?”

(Listening to Van Morrison) 
Kathryn “Zoe, do you like this?”
Zoe: “No, kind of yucky.”

Brad: “I need coffee really bad”
Kathryn: “I need tea really bad”
Zoe: “I need milk really bad”

After hearing Noah poop:
Zoe: “I hear fireworks!”

Kathryn: “Hey, this shade still has it's Bogosticks!”

Zoe: “where does the Easter Bunny go after Easter?”
Kathryn: “Easter Island”

(Zoe and Noah helping Kath do Laundry) “You'd think that with *three* people doing laundry, it'd take a third of the time to get it done - but 
somehow it actually take three times longer.”

Kath: What did you do to him?
Zoe: nothing - there are no bins on him

“Zoe, can you give me that baloon and some scisors?”

Kathryn (to Brad) “Can I tell you how much I detest driving that car?” (The Tauraus)
Zoe (to Brad) “She bumped into stuff!”

“Zoe, how many times are you going to drop that fork?”
“Two times, then that's it.”

Toilet full of crap - unflushed - no toilet paper in it.